Frankie Biggs

The Stilted Stitched-Up Superstar

Hey you! Nice hat! Would you like it signed by the LEGENDARY™ Frankie Biggs? 

No? Oh… well… he already signed it before you could protest. You’re welcome.

Frankie has an ego far too big for his tiny body, but he’s working on that… by making himself taller using homemade platform shoes. In his mind, Biggs is the greatest batter to ever step up to a Mageball diamond, but in reality, his greatest asset is his freakish stamina. Frankie is an absolute tank, able to get back up from spells that would put most players down for the rest of the season. He holds the unrivaled league record for most explosions endured in a single inning.. 

He signed your webpage for you, free of charge!

Likes: Autographing and Being Tall